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iPhone connection problems??? NEVER, right Rush....

(comedy) HOT CHICK FACEBOOK RIGHTS!!!

I love Texas

Someone sent me this... If you don't feel this way about your state, then you either need to fight to make your state better and move to a state like Texas.




"Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast , 
and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it 
they know what it is.  It's Texas .  Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does 
it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is a little bit of Texas in everyone.

Texas is the Alamo . Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom.

We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Davy Crockett, and do you know why?  Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes.

John Wayne paid to do the movie himself . That is the Spirit of Texas .

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana at San Jacinto .

Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett and Sam Houston National Forests .

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend .

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.



 

Texas is floating the rivers of the Hill Country on a hot summer day.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

 
Texas is beaches you can drive on and have many memorable bon-fires with close friends.
 
Texas is that warm feeling you get when someone asks where you're from.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork .

Texas is Mexican foods like nowhere else, not even Mexico .


Texas is chicken fried steak and world famous Bar-B-Q.

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Hall, the Ballpark in Arlington and the Astrodome. (guess now the Reliant Stadium too)..

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Ann Richards, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Gene Autry, Audie Murphy, Tommy Lee Jones, Waylon Jennings, Farrah Fawcet, Janis Joplin, Sandra Bullock, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Eva Longoria, Darrell Royal, 
ZZ Top, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, Howard Hughes, George H.. W. Bush, Lyndon B. Johnson, and let's not forget GEORGE STRAIT- PANTERA, the Big Bopper, Tex Ritter, George Jones, Clay Walker, Mark Chestnut, to name ONLY a few.

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments, EDS and Compaq, Whataburger, Southwest Airlines , Continental Airlines, 
Bell Helicopter and LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE, Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter, Valero.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle, beautiful horses and miles of crops.


Texas is home to the world famous King Ranch.

Texas is home to the most amazing sunsets of gold over an empty field. 

Texas is hundreds of deer running around neighborhoods and fields.

Texas is skies blackened with doves and fields full of deer.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local high school football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on 
Monday Night Football, and for the night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio.

To drive across Texas is to drive 1/3 the way across the United States .


Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't already in Texas , you probably don't need it. 

No one does anything bigger or better than it's done in Texas .

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U...S. That can fly its flag at the same height as the U.S. Flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland , California , or Maine , and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Klein Oak High or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a Republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington , D.C. And we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to!We can become a republic again at any time the voters of Texas choose, and we included these things as part of the deal when we came on.

That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!! And don't even lie to yourself... Did I mention Live music capitol of the world?

If you are a REAL TEXAN, you won't even need to be told to pass this on.

GOD BLESS TEXAS !"


The funny part of Sony's E3 presser

The slow death of pocket digital cameras

I don't own a crystal ball, but it seems to me that small digital cameras are on the way out. We have 3 still photo cameras in our house and we do use them, but we really don't have to. I have a Nikon D40 SLR that is really our main camera. Fortunately no phone or camera company has tried to combine SLR's and phones... "Hey, are you happy to see me or is that a phone in your pocket."




With that said, I have had 3 phones in the last year, the HTC Tilt, Motorola Droid, and my current iPhone. The tilt took pictures that could only be described as hideous. To get a clear picture one would have to freeze time itself. The Motorola Droid took some of the most amazing video and pictures I have seen out of any device that size. The iPhone only takes good pictures and video if you full light.

The other contributing factor is the scale of these pictures. Who prints pictures? really... how often do you print all your pictures anymore? It's all digital and therefore the quality and pixel density never leaves the digital world. Take a picture/video and put it on the internet... DONE! I can every picture I have ever taken for less than the cost of 1 printed picture... WHY PRINT!!! Oh sure, Grandma just loves those pictures, so get her a digital picture frame that will update itself.

Some would say that they don't want a confusing device to take pictures... Me either, touch the camera icon and whamo... it's a camera....  


iPad Humor

"Islamic Radicalism" to be removed from National Security documents; "rightwing extemists" still ok.

Obama makes me tired... Have you ever awoke on a Monday and just said, "screw it, I'm tired" and hit the snooze. He makes it damn hard not to do that sometimes. Control the language and you can control thought. I guess that it isn't all that radical if your Muslim to strap a bomb to yourself and blow up innocent bystanders. Or maybe it says in the Quran to fly planes into buildings regardless of who is in them. But read this from a Homeland Security Assessment.

 "Proposed imposition of firearms restrictions and weapons bans
likely would attract new members into the ranks of rightwing extremist groups,as well as potentially spur some of them to begin planning and training for violence against the government. The high volume of purchases and stockpiling of weapons and ammunition by rightwing extremists in anticipation of restrictions and bans in some parts of the country continue to be a primary concern to law enforcement
"

Here is the definition of what a "rightwing extremist" is.

"Rightwing extremism in the United States can be broadly divided into those groups, movements, and adherents that are primarily hate-oriented (based on hatred of particular religious, racial or ethnic groups), and those that are mainly antigovernment, rejecting federal authority in favor of state or local authority, or rejecting government authority entirely. It may include groups and individuals that are dedicated to a single issue, such as opposition to abortion or immigration."

Your government neither understands or really cares about you unless you are willing to comply with them.

Republican Senator plays nicey nice with Pelosi; bashes Fox News repeatedly

I like Senator Tom Coburn. I even wished that I had him for a Senator instead of the knuckleheads I do have in Texas. Now... I'm not so sure. At a town hall meeting he defended Speaker Nancy Pelosi as a "nice person." Ok... that's an opinion... He then went on to beat up Fox News for being bias... More than once. You can listen to the whole thing here. Sometimes an opinion isn't worth sharing. Your on notice Senator Coburn, look at the ratings and tell me anyone is going to listen to you on this one.

This always cheers me up: Top 10 Ways to Destroy Earth

Whenever I'm feeling like things couldn't get worse, I find this top 10 list and have a good laugh. You know who I'm laughing at? The no-growth global warming Marxist morons.

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